do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all
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xxdesluvsstrawberrypoptartsxx:
Astrology thotties be like “Omg I fell in love with my bfs friend and home wrecked his entire life I’m such a Scorpio🙈🙈🤭😹”
I’m laughing so hard at this shit like bitch😂
But like… those are libra antics…
Aaliyah don’t come for us girl, we just indecisive and dassit
Sike….lmao
Jalynn why you tryna fight me this week
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V i e w s f r o m 3 0 3 8
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LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD
LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD
They Meet
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Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*
Me:
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goon:
this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter
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help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
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Anfnajjrmwlqjfkwifjiwkdnslb
WHAT.
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“Hozier liked”
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my two brain cells communicating
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me: *takes edible* why don’t I feel anything?
me 2 hours later:
this is a super villians monologue
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me reclining in diamonds and a black velvet dress with a slit up the side on a red velvet couch covered in silk handkerchiefs with a crystal glass full of the finest liquor in one hand and the other thrown over my eyes in elegant anguish:
i'm sick
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SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????
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siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get