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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ typette:
“ zeedikay:
“ drcabl3:
“ jessicreep:
“ kittydoom:
“ A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair
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Um yes!
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I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
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And it would still get...
kittydoom

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

jessicreep

Um yes!

drcabl3

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

zeedikay

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

typette

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

woodelf68

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

delicately-interconnected

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe

Fuck weaponising femininity

UTILISE femininity

Source: Gizmodo
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