wHy? — Government Secret #35

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Government Secret #35

governmentsecret

Bigfoot is real, and is one of the highest ranked generals of all time

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do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

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unclefather

pixpup:
“ disco-vader:
“ kangals:
“ pixpup:
“ LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD
”
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” ”
They Meet
”

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sexandtheastrology

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

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unlimitedgoats:
“ bospaladin:
“Anfnajjrmwlqjfkwifjiwkdnslb
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WHAT.
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theproblematicblogger

frogmp3:
““Hozier liked” ”

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religious-foot

me reclining in diamonds and a black velvet dress with a slit up the side on a red velvet couch covered in silk handkerchiefs with a crystal glass full of the finest liquor in one hand and the other thrown over my eyes in elegant anguish: i'm sick

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harlequinesque

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

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