Today in History

• Teacher: Here is a picture of American military propaganda from WWI. The Hun is a nickname for the Germans.
• Student in the back of the class: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
• The entire class: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS, WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET, BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH. MISTER, I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.
• Teacher: What just happened?