- Mugger: Give me your purse! Now!
- Me: *hands over purse*
- Mugger: There's nothing in here but breadsticks
do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all
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siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get